Because it isn't all about making my butt smaller....
Random Friday Around Lunch Time:
12 year old boy whining to his mom about wanting pizza rolls wearing an "I Love Boobies" T-shirt.
1. Why wasn't he in school?
2. What mother lets her son out of the house like that? Seriously, I hope the poor woman couldn't read
Typical Wednesday- Rush Hour
A crazed looking late 20 something in a grey t shirt with purple lettering, red gym shorts and pink sneakers sprinting through the baking aisle with a bag of chocolate chunks in her hand. As she turned toward check out you could clearly see the hand prints left in flour on her ass and a blob of cookie dough stuck to her back....
(This may or may not have been me)
Today- Pouring Down Rain- Lunch Time
A check out boy with hair to his waist was scanning my two bags of salad. (We were out)
His hair was stringy and damp looking...
JB- Did you just walk through that crazy downpour outside?
CB- Nope, been here since 8 this morning, haven't been outside
JB- {confused look}
Internal Monologue "Why does his hair look so wet?"
Shutter.....
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