Please allow me to apologize for my lack of consistency with you... okay, my lack of attention. The truth is, we both know I've been completely ignoring you for the past month. Sure, I've weighed in a time or two, but that's just for looks. Clearly, I just haven't given two fucks lately.
Well, today Weight Watchers, I give a fuck, in fact, I give two fucks.
My pants don't fit, my muffin top is really more of a pop-over at this point. I feel lethargic, gross and just plain not like myself. I know why that is, it's because I haven't had you in my life.
Please accept this heartfelt apology and know that today I will to better. And tomorrow, and the next day and the day after that and the day after that...... Well, you get the point.
Smooches-
JBerg
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