I had my quad screen blood test on Saturday morning. For those of you that don't know, this is a blood test that screens for hormonal abnormalities in my blood that could indicate a risk for problems with the baby.
I should probably be worried about what the results are..... I am, but not as worried as I probably should be. I did think about it when I got home last night and checked our voicemail. Of which we had none. I did call home at lunch today to check the voicemail, again none. I'm taking it that no new is good news.
Instead, I worry about the following things pretty consistently.
- What color I will paint Baby Berg's Room?
- What happens if I earn the fat mommy sticker on my medical chart?
- Will I end up getting the fat mommy lecture at the doctor's office?(please note this did not stop me from consuming an entire bag of candy heart in 4 days {with the exception of the orange ones, those are gross})
- Will Mr. Berg spend the night with me in the hospital? I don't really want to be alone.
- What happens if Mr. Berg snores? I'll be in the hospital bed and he'll be on a pull out bed in the room. I'll kill him if he snores.
-What happens if Baby Berg comes out and the name we picked for him or her doesn't fit? I probably shouldn't monogram anything
- What if Mr. Berg really does hate the stroller I picked out?
- I'm already bored with my maternity clothes, now what?
I really should be worrying about how I'll pay for this child's education or how I'll manage my child and my career. I should worry about putting out for my husband and making healthy dinners.
Nope, still stuck on the Fat Sticker......
They never should have told me about that damn sticker.
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